So it's the middle of the night and I just finished watching the movie Creepshow 2 on IFC channel. It's a great little movie containing various scenarios where people die in various ways. Each story has a great little life lesson that basically tells you that if you do any of these things you are gonna get yours very soon. If you:
1. Burglarise and kill a general store owner and his wife so you can go to Hollywood and "get chicks". A big wooden indian will come after you. Slowly, but efficiently.
2. Smoke weed and skip school to drive out to a swimming hole. A big sticky oily goo will swallow you up and digest you.
3. Sleep with a gigolo and lie to your husband about it, then hit and kill a hitchhiker on the way home and leave the scene. The hitchhiker will get in your head and cause you to go crazy and crash your car then leave it running in the garage while you pass out.
4. Bully a science nerd. You will be eaten by a gigantic Venus fly trap. Then it will burp.
Remember never to do these things. You will die in a humorous way.
Anyway, I just thought that I would share what I learned tonight.
Until next time,
Scott
2 comments:
I always knew you'd get a PhD in TV. Thanks for educating us.
Have you watched Babel? Lessons:
1. Don't go to Morocco on a tour bus. They'll leave you in a remote village if you get shot.
2. Don't leave your little kids at home in America with an undocumented Mexican nanny. She'll leave them lost in the desert while she goes for help and gets arrested and deported.
3. If you're mute and deaf and a pretty Asian girl, some guy will like you! C'mon!
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